Fart Hammer Testimonials!

Just look at what people everywhere are saying about The Fart Hammer!

Crystal
My boyfriend watches The Fart Hammer and tries to do that stuff to me all the time. He farts on my head so much that I have a permanent stain in the middle of my forehead! I have to go to a specialist now just to get this shit taken off my face! I can't believe how this can turn him on, I really want him to stop but he says he will leave me if he can't watch The Fart Hammer shows anymore!

Ramone & Dominique
Ramone claims to be The Fart Hammer's 'biggest fan'. They emailed us telling us that his 6yr. relationship with Dominique was falling apart because of Ramone's obsession with farting on her face. In fact they had recently been out for Mexican food, and upon returning home Ramone proceeded to try and fart on her face, when accidentally *something* else squeezed out instead ... she was not happy!

The G.A.G. Coalition
The 'Girls Against Gas' coalition was started by Gabriella and her friend after recently falling victim to one of The Fart Hammer's most devastating blasts. The have decided to wage war against guys like The Hammer who get their thrills by farting on women's faces. They have promised to have The Fart Hammer put out of business and to hunt down his vile partners in crime once and for all!