The following
article by Rebecca Mead appeared in The NewYorker Magazine on
April 23, 2001
Letter from Nevada
How to Make an Honest Living from the Oldest Profession.
April 23, 2001
1
Among the many distinctive characteristics of the state of
Nevada is a strong commitment to the rights of cattle. If
you happen to be driving on a Nevada highway and a cow steps
into your path, totalling your vehicle and sending you to
the hospital, it will be you who is liable to the rancher
for the cost of his lost livestock. The open-range law is
one of the customs of Nevada that exemplify the state's independent
spirit, just as its fantastical casinos and drive-through
wedding chapels are instances of a quirky dismissal of the
rules and manners that prevail elsewhere in the United States.
Nevada has long been the place where Americans go to
do things they can't do at home. Gambling was legalized
in Nevada in 1869, only five years after the territory
became a state. By 1910, merchants in Reno were catering
to a divorce colony of rich Easterners who had come
to live out the six-month residency period required
for a divorce; in the nineteen-thirties, Nevada competed
with the increasingly liberal divorce laws in other
states by reducing the waiting period for getting "Reno-vated"
to just six weeks.
The state's evolution as a family-values-free zone
can be explained, historians say, by its origins as
a mining state, populated largely by single men. Toward
the end of the nineteenth century, there were three
men for every woman, and a significant number of those
women were using the gender disparity to their economic
advantage. Nevada, unlike its neighbor Oregon, was not
settled by small farmers agitating for moral reform;
instead, it remained a saloon society, dominated by
cowboys and hustlers. Its inhabitants realized a long
time ago that handsome profits could be made by inviting
the rest of America into those saloons.
Many residents of contemporary Nevada, particularly
those who have moved there in recent years from less
louche environs, are embarrassed by their state's historical
investment in the nexus of cash and sin. Dennis Hof,
of Carson City, however, aspires to update the tradition,
and to apply modern marketing principles to the commodity
in which he deals, which is sex. "Guys know what they
think sex is worth," says Hof, who is the owner of the
Moonlite Bunnyranch, one of about thirty legal brothels
in Nevada. "But they don't know what it is worth to
dress up in women's underwear."
Hof spent fifteen years in the real-estate business,
developing time-share communities in San Diego, before
buying the Bunnyranch nine years ago; he believes that
the techniques of his former business can be profitably
applied to the world's oldest profession. Indeed, he
likes to say that prostitution is a kind of time-share
business, since the property in question is being occupied
for a short length of time rather than owned outright.
As a real-estate entrepreneur, Hof used all sorts of
ruses to lure potential customers to his developments.
One favorite tactic was to go to an auto show, ask people
to enter a competition to win a Rolls-Royce, call them
a few weeks later to tell them that they were finalists,
then have them come to a real-estate development and
sit through a ninety-minute presentation on time-shares
before a winner was announced.
Such sales techniques, Hof says, are the kind of thing
he tries to teach his employees at the Bunnyranch--women
like Air Force Amy, one of his top earners, who can
bring in thirty or forty thousand dollars a month. Amy
has been a legal prostitute in Nevada for ten years;
she has white-blond hair and blue-white teeth and wears
a D cup; she is thirty-five, though parts of her appear
to be of more recent vintage. The genius of prostitutes
like Amy, Hof explains, is to create the perception
of value. "The younger prostitutes think it's all about
the sex," Hof says. "Amy realizes it's about giving
the guy a party, doing things that he wouldn't think
of doing."
One man, for example, spent four thousand dollars for
an evening's entertainment with Amy that included being
required to whimper and bark like a mastiff, being paper-trained,
and being made to crouch in a kennel. "At the millennium,
sex is more about fantasy and role play than it is about
penetration," Hof says. "We push that at the ranch.
Our motto is `Not Just Sex--An Adventure.' We want to
create that adventure."
2
Dennis Hof likes to call himself America's Pimpmaster
General. More precisely, what he likes is to tell people
that Larry Flynt calls him America's Pimpmaster General,
Flynt being a friend and mentor to Hof, and one whose
name Hof, who is fifty-four, often finds it useful to
invoke. Hof is a big, burly man--over six feet tall
and two hundred and fifty pounds--with bright-blue eyes,
sparse gray hair, a large grin, and a tanning-bed glow
to his skin, which is startlingly even in color except
for a couple of white creases on his ample neck. He
dreams of turning his brothel, which he calls "the finest
sexual establishment in the Western world," into the
heart of a Bunnyranch empire. Inspired by the Hustler
and Playboy brands, he imagines Bunnyclubs and Bunnyboutiques,
Bunnyranch porno movies and porno magazines featuring
Bunnyranch girls; and though none of these ventures
are as yet very far off the ground, Hof exhibits the
marketing man's conviction that promotion will eventually
be followed by product.
To that end, Hof has engaged in all kinds of outlandish
stunts, including hiring John Wayne Bobbitt to work
as a driver and getting into a highly publicized spat
with Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura, who was turned
into an unwilling celebrity endorser of the ranch after
he made a reference in his autobiography to having visited
it in his youth. "I'm the Colonel Parker of prostitution,"
Hof told me, not long after he had also told me that
he was the Colonel Sanders of prostitution and not long
before he announced that he was the Bill Gates of prostitution.
In order to visit the finest sexual establishment in
the Western world, you fly to Reno and then drive to
the eastern outskirts of Carson City (population fifty-two
thousand), a dismal area zoned for commerce and industry.
Just outside the city limits, you turn left onto a street
that would easily be missed were it not for a sign adorned
with lights, which reads, "Moonlight Road Commercial
Business. Benny's Auto Painting. Tussey's Gun." You
drive past the Jacob's Ladder Christian Day Care Center
and the West Coast Shot factory, and pull into a driveway
marked with a sign that reads, "Warning: Hot & Nasty
Wild Sex 300 Yards Ahead." At the end of the driveway
is an unprepossessing single-story white building, surrounded
by a high chain-link fence and accessible only through
a locked gate.
But for the fortifications, the Bunnyranch looks like
the kind of prefabricated office space that might house
a community health clinic or a Social Security claims
office. Inside, it has the atmosphere of an insalubrious
night club. The "parlor"--the room that patrons enter
after being buzzed through the gate--is small and smoky,
with black-painted ceilings, tinted mirrors on the wall,
and the kind of black lighting that makes a white baby-doll
T-shirt or a pair of fluorescent hot pants appear to
glow. There's a gas-fuelled fake-log fireplace, an essential
workplace provision when the staff wears next to nothing
while sitting around waiting until the next customer
opens the door, bringing in another gust of cold mountain
air. At the back of the parlor is a bar, an A.T.M.,
and a men's room. Radiating from the parlor are two
narrow corridors lined with doorways, each bearing the
name--not the real name, of course--of its current occupant:
"Miss Dynamite" or "Miss Tia" or "Miss Sinsation."
Brothels gained legal recognition in certain Nevada
counties in the early nineteen-seventies, and were tolerated
for decades before that. Until Dennis Hof rode into
town, Nevada's most notorious brothel owner had been
Joe Conforte, the owner of the Mustang Ranch, near Reno,
who dominated the prostitution business from the nineteen-fifties
until the early nineties. In the early days, Conforte
would keep the trailer that housed his working girls
at the intersection of three counties, wheeling it from
one jurisdiction to the next whenever the respective
local authorities threatened to turn up the heat on
him. Extortion and tax evasion are some of the pursuits
with which Conforte's name is associated, and since
the early nineties he has been living in South America,
out of the reach of the I.R.S., whose agents would still
very much like to have a word with him.
When their owners are not evading taxes, brothels serve
as a useful source of income for some of Nevada's rural
counties, which can charge as much as seventy-two thousand
dollars a year for a brothel license and also collect
property taxes from the owners.The economic contribution
of brothels is one of the reasons that support for them
endures. George Flint, a retired minister and a lobbyist
for the industry, offered another defense when I met
him for coffee at the state legislative building in
Carson City. "See that gentleman standing there--the
tall one with the big, bulbous nose?" Flint asked, pointing
at a man who turned out to be a representative from
the A.A.R.P. "Where does he go to enjoy the sexual relationship
of a pretty woman? Where does the gentleman who lost
half his face in the Vietnam War go for sexual satisfaction?
Where does the paraplegic go?"
Dennis Hof, however, does not emphasize the public-service
aspect of the industry; instead, he sells prostitution
as recreation. Just as Nevada's gaming industry has
undergone a makeover, the corrupt casinos of old having
been replaced by shiny family-entertainment emporia,
Hof believes that the prostitution business is ripe
for reinvention. "Adult entertainment isn't just sexual,"
he says. "I want to make the ranch fun for guys who
don't even want sex. In another two years, it will be
an adult Disneyland."
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Hof's primary business innovation at the Bunnyranch
has been to hire porn stars as prostitutes and to promote
their presence as a Triple X Fantasy Camp, modelled
on baseball fantasy camps that allow a bank manager
to play on the same field with Cal Ripken, Jr. When
a porn star agrees to work at the ranch for a spell,
Hof also tries to arrange for her to appear on Howard
Stern's show or in an adult magazine such as Spectator,
thereby promoting her movies and his brand simultaneously.
He is also attempting to turn his regular prostitutes
into porn stars. The porn actor Ron Jeremy, a close
friend of Hof's, recently directed a video featuring
several of Hof's girls, "Lesbian Ho' Down at the Bunnyranch."
Among the porn stars who can sometimes be found at
the ranch are Holly Landers, whose film credits include
"Big Boob Bangeroo #14"; Annie Ander Sinn, billed as
the tallest woman in porn (she is six-two and, not surprisingly,
has twice been named Miss Nude Tall World International);
and Bridget Powerz, otherwise known as Bridget the Midget,
who is three-ten and whom Hof described to me as "a
very prominent midget." Hof has developed promotional
materials for his porn stars; each has her own flyer,
which gives her vital statistics and describes her professional
accomplishments ("Seen in over 700+ movies"). These
flyers are mailed out to potential customers who call
the ranch's toll-free number.
In order to develop his porn-star trade, Hof has loosened
the lockdown rules by which most Nevada brothels operate.
In past decades, brothels required girls to be in residence
for three weeks at a time, to insure that a full-time
staff was always available and that the girls did not
abandon the safe-sex practices that the brothels enforce
or make deals with customers on their own time. (The
girls are supposed to split their earnings fifty-fifty
with the house.) Instead of locking his prostitutes
down, Hof allows them to fly in from Los Angeles or
New York for a weekend or ten days. He maintains that
his brothel has become the resort of choice for celebrities,
including Gavin Rossdale from the band Bush, and Hof's
close friend Joey Buttafuoco. (Both, however, insist
that they have visited only the ranch's bar.) Just inside
the Bunnyranch's main gate is a patch of concrete signposted
"Helipad," but one of Hof's maintenance workers told
me that she had never seen it used, and that the piece
of ground was once the site of a septic tank.
"Porn star" is a somewhat loose appellation, one to
which any girl who has ever appeared in an adult movie
can lay claim. Air Force Amy, for example, boasts on
her flyer that she has appeared in "too many XXX films
to count," although she jokes that she can only count
up to three. (Her flyer also makes the claim "Over 1,000,000
Sex Acts Sold.") Amy got her start in prostitution early,
she explained to me one evening at the ranch. "My brother
sold me for a half a pack of cigarettes when I was only
ten, and it was on from there," she said. "I left home
at an early age, and I started doing blow jobs in truck
stops just to get around. Then I joined the military,
and that made me realize that I could do anything I
wanted to do." Amy says that she worked on an Air Force
base, where her responsibilities included speaking to
groups about anti-terrorism techniques. She says that
her military experience has served her in her current
line of work. "A lot of guys like me because they have
been in the military themselves, and they think that
if the military took me I can't be that bad," she said.
Amy has been working at the Bunnyranch for about a
year, and, because she is among the most effective members
of Hof's sales force, she has earned the right to work
out of one of the very best of the Bunnyranch's three
dozen bedrooms. Girls at the Bunnyranch work twelve-hour
shifts, and there are anywhere from twelve to twenty
girls on duty at any given time. Amy's room looks like
something a bed-and-breakfast proprietor might advertise
as a cozy retreat, except for the elaborate black leather
bondage tackle that hangs on the back of the door. Most
of the space is taken up by a double bed piled with
a floral-print comforter and lots of throw pillows.
Amy's work clothes--tight Lycra minidresses that she,
like the other girls, buys from a travelling salesman
who visits the ranch every few weeks--hang in a closet.
Amy has her own bathroom, complete with a Jacuzzi tub,
but most of the other girls must share bathrooms. (Bunnyranch
prostitutes are instructed to tell customers who ask
to use the Jacuzzi and the domination suites that they
are "undergoing renovation.")
As Amy has become more experienced, she has refined
her working methods. "I used to do a volume business,
but I don't do a volume business anymore," she said.
Instead of taking on several different clients for quick
transactions, Amy would rather snare one customer for
a long, elaborate engagement that might cost two or
three thousand dollars. As a sales incentive, she often
shows a potential customer Polaroids of previously satisfied
clients, including one of an elderly man wearing only
a dog collar, and a youngish, good-looking guy lounging
in a bubble bath.
"A thousand bucks is a hell of a lot of money," she
said. "But half of what you spend here has nothing to
do with sex. It goes to the house for providing a nice,
safe environment. No one here is going to take your
wallet; the police aren't going to come and raid the
place; your name is not going in the paper. I am not
calling you in the morning saying, `I thought you loved
me, I think I'm pregnant.' " Amy smiled sweetly. "And
I also tell them that they are not restricted to cash."
The Bunnyranch accepts most major credit cards, discreetly
billing its customers for a cash advance.
4
Like every adult-industry employer, Hof enjoys telling
stories of girls who are putting themselves through
college with prostitution--he says that three girls
from Wellesley worked for him one summer--and, if higher
education has not been a primary concern for most of
the women in his brothel, it is true that Lyon County
subjects them to strict regulation. Any girl who has
been convicted of a felony in the past five years, or
of a misdemeanor within the past year, is turned down.
Sid Smith, the Lyon County sheriff, told me, "I could
have an individual as a police officer who wouldn't
qualify as a prostitute."
Because Hof cannot advertise effectively for prostitutes,
he does considerable hands-on networking. I recently
joined him and Air Force Amy in Tampa, where they were
attending an adult-industry conference. We went from
topless bar to nude club to what are known in the vernacular
as "whack shacks"--small establishments, properly known
as "lingerie shops," where men can pay to enjoy a one-on-one
underwear-modelling session. Hof was scouting for potential
employees--"How many cc's are those?" he asked one whack-shack
girl about her breast implants. Everywhere we went,
Hof handed out Bunnyranch business cards, urging likely
recruits to call Madam Suzette, his business manager.
Suzette is a pretty, tough woman in her mid-forties,
and she functions as Hof's chief operating officer.
Although many madams are former prostitutes, Suzette
had no experience in the sex industry before joining
Hof, and she appears to have a squeamish streak. Suzette
was along for the Tampa trip, and she tut-tutted that
these girls were showing things she'd never even shown
her ex-husband during seventeen years of marriage. She
said, "The only person who's seeing my snatch is the
gynecologist."
Back in Carson City, most of Hof's employees are female;
but there's a male bartender, male drivers, and two
male cooks, who work in a small kitchen and dining room,
just off the parlor. The prostitutes are provided with
three hearty meals a day; I saw a cook slicing thick
tranches of sirloin roast one day for the girls' supper,
which they eat in the late afternoon, in order for their
digestive systems to recover before the evening trade
picks up. There is also a small salad bar. Snacks are
available around the clock, and many Bunnyranch girls
resort to them during their quieter hours; weight gain
is a perennial ranch problem.
Madam Suzette's domain is the Bunnyranch office, the
hub of the business operation, which is adjacent to
the parlor. When I visited, the office was messy: notice
boards were crammed with scrawled messages reminding
the staff which girls wanted to be awakened when, and
which girls needed the services of a driver to take
them into town to shop. A black bra hung from a peg
on the wall.
Any would-be Bunnyranch girl applies to Madam Suzette,
who tries to weed out the street prostitutes and the
drug users. New Bunnyranch girls fly to Reno, paying
their own way, as do returning prostitutes; they are
picked up at the airport by one of the ranch's drivers,
who are known as runners. Hof's girls usually arrive
in Carson City on Thursdays and, like all of Nevada's
legal prostitutes, they are sent to a doctor to be tested
for gonorrhea, chlamydia, syphilis, and H.I.V.; thereafter,
they are tested for gonorrhea and chlamydia once a week,
and for syphilis and H.I.V. once a month. Girls talk
about expiring--as in "I expire on Tuesdays"--to refer
to the day when they must undergo their weekly checkup.
Every Thursday, a doctor comes to the Bunnyranch and
performs exams on the premises, for which the girls
are charged out of their own pockets. Each new girl
at the Bunnyranch is required to learn the house rules,
which are enumerated in a thick black ring binder. Hof
encourages the older employees to train the younger
girls in negotiating, and he tries to impart some of
his own sales wisdom to them, too.
"You have got to learn to box them and close them,"
he told me one afternoon. "It is really no different
than a time-share sales team. Some girls are doing things
for a hundred dollars that other girls are doing for
a thousand. It is all about being able to create the
value, and get the money out of them, and still have
satisfied customers. It is not like you are trying to
overcharge them; you are trying to upscale them."
Hof expects a certain degree of productivity from his
workers: if a girl makes less than eight hundred dollars
a night during the week, or less than a thousand on
a Friday or Saturday, she is required to pay nineteen
dollars for that day's room and board. Sometimes, Hof
says, he finds it necessary to take a girl aside for
a pep talk. "A lot of times, the girls aren't working
for the money; they are working to have fun," he said.
"That can be a problem for us. A girl can achieve her
goals without the company achieving its goals."
It disappoints Hof to see that, for the most part,
the girls lack professional drive. "The potential is
there for them to make a quarter million, but most of
them just make as much as they need," he told me. They
don't save their earnings as assiduously as he would
like, either; though their tendency toward profligacy
does benefit Hof, who pays the girls daily in cash.
"If we give the girls cash, they will spend it," he
explained. "And if they spend it, they will make more.
They can make more; it is just creating that desire
to make it." One of Hof's favorite books is "How to
Win Friends & Influence People," and he believes
in Dale Carnegie's message of encouraging rather than
browbeating one's employees into productivity. To motivate
the girls, Hof gives gifts--photo frames or CD cases--to
the top producers.
5
One day at the ranch, I sat in on a training session
that Tia, a twenty-two-year-old Hawaiian prostitute
whose hair hung down to her coccyx, was conducting with
Joy, a very slender, pretty, somewhat vacant-looking
twenty-two-year-old black woman from Los Angeles, who
had been sent to the ranch by a porn photographer with
whom Hof is friendly. Earlier in the day, Joy had been
putting in some time in the parlor practicing her pole-dancing:
grabbing the pole with her hands and twitching her buttocks
with an impressive rapidity, all the while staring at
herself in the mirror with the studiousness of a Juilliard
student.
Joy had been at the brothel for a few days, so she
knew how the lineup worked. When a customer arrives
at the outer gate, the woman stationed at the brothel
door presses a button that rings a bell throughout the
Bunnyranch, summoning the girls to the parlor. They
line up and are introduced by name to the customer,
who is usually blinking and daunted at the sight of
two dozen women dressed in G-strings and push-up bras,
each smiling invitingly at him. The customer may choose
a girl immediately, or he may dive past the lineup to
the bar, where the girls will approach him one by one
and ask to take him on a "tour," which involves going
to a bedroom and trying to negotiate a price. When brothel-staff
members arrive at the front gate, they push the buzzer
twice, so the girls won't line up unnecessarily.
As they sat on Joy's bed, Tia explained the forbidden
practice of "dirty hustling"--approaching a man at the
bar when he is still speaking to another prostitute,
or acting lewdly during the lineup by exposing a nipple.
She said that the girls were forbidden to discuss their
boyfriends or their kids while sitting in the parlor,
in case a customer should overhear. She informed Joy
that she was responsible for buying her own condoms,
which she must use with every sex act. Food was free,
but Tia explained that all the girls had to pay the
ranch's maids to do their personal laundry, the runners
for driving them into town, and for any time they spend
on the house tanning-bed, which costs four dollars for
twenty minutes. There were other recommended expenditures,
too: Joy needed to buy an adult movie, and to have it
playing at all times on the TV (which was affixed to
her wall, as in a hospital room), and she was advised
to buy some sex toys. They were on sale in a glass cabinet
by the bar: among other novelty items was a ten-dollar
"pecker leash," a small leather contraption that an
innocent mind might imagine using to take a hamster
for a walk.
Joy looked shocked when Tia suggested an accountant.
"People pay taxes here?" she asked. Prostitutes are
independent contractors, and each girl sets her own
price. Prices at the Bunnyranch might start at one or
two hundred dollars (for manual relief), rise to five
hundred for a half-and-half (half oral, half intercourse),
and can go into four figures for "fantasy parties" involving
such specialties as bondage or parties involving more
than one girl. Hof tells of one customer, known as Food
Dude, who comes to the ranch loaded down with Twinkies
and Ring Dings and other confectioneries, engages the
services of a couple of girls, and takes over the guest
trailer for an extended erotic food fight, for which,
Hof says, he pays twenty thousand dollars or more.
Tia advised Joy not to spend more than fifteen or twenty
minutes on a negotiation; if she didn't close the deal,
she was to bring the customer back to the bar. "Never
escort a customer to the door. Escort him to the bar,"
Tia said. If Joy did come to terms with a customer,
she should conduct a "dick check" to insure that he
has no visible signs of disease. "Make sure you do the
dick check before he pays," Tia said; that way, Joy
wouldn't have to give a refund if she found any intimate
ailment.
One night, I sat in the office with Glenda, the night-shift
manager. She is in her sixties, with jet-black hair
that she wears in a tumbling, curly style, and she looked
businesslike yet feminine in black heels, narrow black
pants, and a white blouse with a decorative frill at
her ample, jutting bosom. It wasn't a particularly busy
night: there were long lulls between customers. Most
of the customers were sheepish men in their twenties
to forties, usually in groups, their edges somewhat
blurred by alcohol and their conversation-making abilities
apparently compromised by the unusual surroundings.
One man asked Annie Ander Sinn if she was "really that
tall." Annie replied, "No, it's an optical illusion."
Another customer was asked to leave after repeatedly
grabbing Barely Legal Mel's barely covered buttocks
as she walked past the bar. There were no female customers
that evening, although they do sometimes come in, either
with men or alone. Traditionally, women have been barred
from Nevada's brothels--it was always assumed that they
were looking for their errant husbands--but Hof views
couples as a new market segment he is trying to open
up. Glenda does not approve. "I think it should be like
a gentlemen's club," she told me, sniffily.
At intervals, Megan, a nineteen-year-old maid who was
working the front door, came to the office and announced
that one of the girls was on tour. When a girl went
on tour, Glenda would press a button on a primitive
intercom and listen, with half an ear, to the negotiations
taking place in her room. A primary function of miking
the girls' rooms is to prevent them from telling the
customer one price and reporting a lower price to the
office. To an untrained ear, the negotiations were largely
inaudible, with only occasional phrases in male voices--"Well,
what do I get for three hundred?" and "I've never done
this before"--emerging through the static.
Every time a girl conducted a successful tour, she
returned to the office with her client so that Glenda
could fill out the paperwork. Each girl has a card,
rather like an oversized library card or a punch-clock
card, which is kept in a rack on the wall. When a girl
brings her customer to the office door, Glenda removes
her card from the rack and writes down the amount of
money that the customer has agreed to pay, then takes
his cash or credit card. The girl discreetly tells Glenda
how much time she intends to give the customer--say,
twenty minutes for three hundred dollars--and Glenda
writes that down, too. After Glenda has filled out the
card, the girl initials it, and Glenda hands her a clean
"party sheet," which she will place on top of the bedspread
in her room, all transactions being conducted on the
bed, not in it. (Changing a full set of sheets is too
time-consuming.)
When the girl leaves the office, Glenda places her
filled-out card face down on a counter and takes one
of about a dozen small kitchen timers that are kept
in the office, sets it to go off after the agreed-upon
number of minutes, and places the timer on top of the
card. If the girl is still in her room when the timer
rings, Glenda will pick up the intercom and say, "Time
to re-party." Re-partying means that if the customer
wants the session to continue, a new fee must be negotiated.
I asked Glenda what happened if the customer had not
finished in the prearranged time. She formed a loose
fist with her right hand and gestured up and down briskly,
saying, "They finish themselves off."
6
Hof lives in a handsome new house fifteen minutes from
the ranch, nestled in the foothills of the mountains
and overlooking a lake. There are stables for twenty-one
horses, although Hof has only nine; there are garages
for his vehicles, which he says include four Mercedes-Benzes,
a BMW, a Jaguar, two four-wheel-drives, four motorcycles,
and two boats. Inside, there are oatmeal-colored thick-pile
carpets, marble bathrooms, and a brushed-steel kitchen.
Hof says that he has spent two million dollars on the
place and will spend another million before it is completed.
Above the fireplace in the living room hangs a gaudy
painting of a nineteenth-century New Orleans bordello.
This year, Hof expects the Bunnyranch to gross seven
million dollars, and last year, he says, it grossed
six million. To make such an amount, the ranch would
have needed to bring in an average of sixteen thousand
four hundred dollars a day, and, although I did not
see revenues of that sort during my stay, I was not
there when Food Dude was in the house. Hof encourages
his employees to think strategically about their careers,
and he believes that a girl should come to the ranch
for the shortest possible amount of time, make as much
money as she can, and get out to spend time with her
children or on the beach or making porn films or doing
whatever else she pleases. "These girls are my friends,
and they are my business partners," he said. "I want
everyone's experience at the Bunnyranch to better their
lives." A number of the prostitutes told me that Hof
was helping them build careers outside the ranch. Amy,
for example, said that he was encouraging her to attend
school to become a Realtor.
Hof likes his girls to think of him as a father figure--albeit
a "Who's your daddy?" kind of father figure, since he
disregards the conventional wisdom that it is ill-advised
for brothel owners to mix business with pleasure. In
the few days that I was in Hof's company, he spent the
night--or, in one case, the afternoon--with at least
five different girls, including Barely Legal Mel, a
skinny nineteen-year-old whom Hof fondly refers to as
"a pedophile's dream." In his house, there is a "girlfriend
room" near the master bedroom, to prevent feminine clutter
in his own domain. Hof is divorced, and has two daughters
in their thirties, from whom he is estranged. He is
bitter about his marital history. "I ended up getting
a girl pregnant, ended up getting married, ending up
having a second child--all because I wanted to have
sex," he said.
I met one of Hof's former girlfriends, a twenty-one-year-old
woman named Krystyn Konrad, who now works at the Bunnyranch.
They'd lived together for a year, and remain on good
terms. Hof has porn-star ambitions for Krystyn, who
has bottle-blond hair, an hourglass figure, and slightly
crooked teeth; she has appeared in Hustler, and he would
like her to make movies. "She could do television,"
he said. "I could take her on Howard Stern, and she
could become a national name overnight." Hof is clearly
still fond of Krystyn. "If I thought I wouldn't run
into the emotional baggage, I would think about getting
back together with her, because I like the look of her,
and I love having sex with her," he told me.
Krystyn has a less sentimental view of things. One
day, as she and Hof and I were driving around in his
car, Krystyn explained that her job often required her
to be an actress, and that maintaining a relationship
while working as a prostitute was difficult. "It is
very hard for me to enjoy sex in my personal life,"
she said.
"It's hard for you to enjoy sex in your personal life?"
Hof asked, puzzled.
"It's kind of a chore," she went on. "I enjoy the hugging
and the intimacy part, but as far as the actual sex,
there really hasn't been that many men I can stay in
that intimacy role with. It's kind of like, `O.K., get
off, so that we can go to bed.' "
"I think we have a very good sex life," Hof said, sounding
hurt.
"You and I do," Krystyn said quickly. "But that's because
I love you."
There was silence in the car. Then Hof fixed me in
the rearview mirror and said, "She doesn't have any
trouble having sex with me."
7
I am a big part of the sex industry in America," Hof
told me one day.
"I am one of the most high-profile people in America.
I am right there with Hefner and Guccione and Flynt.
Who else is there?" We were in Los Angeles, driving
to a casino owned by Larry Flynt. It is not quite true
that Hof has the name recognition of those other sex-industry
players--when, one evening, we met half a dozen of Hof's
friends at Spago, it turned out that his personal assistant
had, for expediency's sake, used the name of Hof's onetime
friend Al Goldstein when making the reservation--but
his aspirations are as large as his appetites. Hof was
eager to show Flynt a mockup of a magazine that he intended
to produce, called Bordello Confidential. It was to
feature pictures of Hof's girls, and he hoped that Flynt
could be persuaded to become his partner.
We met Flynt for lunch at the restaurant of his casino.
Flynt has been paralyzed from the waist down since an
assassination attempt in 1978, and his wheelchair was
rolled up to the head of a long table. In front of him
was a plate of eggs; a linen napkin was tucked under
his chin, and his attentive wife, Liz, sat to his right.
Hof greeted the Flynts effusively, then sat down, ordered
some sushi, and brought out what was to be the first
Bordello Confidential cover. It showed a girl named
Mila, Queen of Nasty, in a provocative rear view.
Flynt eyed the cover. "There could be a good market
for this if it's good quality," he said. "There are
over a hundred adult titles out there, but only four
or five that are of any quality." When Hof suggested
that Flynt might want to get involved, Flynt looked
dubious. "We wouldn't be able to do that much for you,"
he said. "You could advertise on our Web site."
"Or put it under the Hustler flagship, if it works
out right," Hof said, undeterred. Not long afterward,
Flynt excused himself and rolled away to join a poker
game, and Hof and I took a tour of the casino. It was
a huge, gleaming, lofty palace: the Beverly Hills Hotel
to Hof's Motel 6. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Hof said admiringly.
We walked over to the poker table, where Flynt, surrounded
by high rollers, was gambling serious money. Hof hovered
for a while, until a security guard came over and asked
him to step away. "We just had lunch with Larry," Hof
explained. "He's a friend."
8
The Bunnyranch's dining room has nothing comparable
to the linen napkins and sushi chef at Flynt's casino;
it is equipped with two Formica tables, a ripped leather
couch, and an exercise bicycle that seems to serve primarily
as a place for the cook to hang his coat. And yet, in
these modest surroundings, Hof makes grandiose plans.
Recently, he was the proud host of Dan Paulson, a theatre
and TV-miniseries producer, and Ernest Thompson, who
nineteen years ago won an Oscar for the screenplay adaptation
of his play "On Golden Pond." In anticipation of their
arrival, Hof had told me that his visitors from Hollywood
wanted to make a movie about his ranch, although Paulson
and Thompson turned out to have more modest ambitions,
being interested in developing a cable-television series
about a brothel--a "Sex and the City" kind of thing,
only without the city and with more sex.
Paulson and Thompson were sleeker than the Bunnyranch's
usual clientele: they wore good haircuts instead of
baseball caps, and they both had on expensive-looking
sweaters. They hung out for an evening and chatted with
the girls, trying to strike up a home-town conversation
with Joy about Los Angeles. Thompson mentioned that
he was staying in Pacific Palisades; Paulson said he
lived in Beverly Hills. Where did she live? "South-Central,"
Joy replied.
Hof invited the men from Hollywood to have a seat in
his dining room, which was thick with the smell of gravy.
He said, "People think of prostitution and they think
of a ratty mattress and a candle, but it's not that.
This is a business." He explained how much money the
girls are capable of earning. "If a girl needs five
thousand dollars, she can come here and make it in two
days," he said. He told them about Food Dude. He said
that when Viagra appeared, his business went up twenty
per cent. "It's like turbocharging," he said. He told
them that he won't tolerate anyone calling his girls
"sluts" or "bitches," although he admitted to using
those terms himself in moments of passion, including
one such moment the previous night. "We tell the customers
who come here to treat it as a singles bar, just one
where the odds are real good," he said, grinning.
Then Hof led Paulson and Thompson down the hall to
Air Force Amy's room, and she and Barely Legal Mel sat
on the bed while Paulson and Thompson asked about the
details of their professional lives. Someone had put
a copy of "Lesbian Ho' Down at the Bunnyranch" in the
VCR, and Amy cast occasional, uninterested glances at
the X-rated images of herself on the screen: the bitten
lip, the closed eyes. The previous evening, Amy had
mentioned to me, as she hobbled in her heels to stand
in yet another lineup, that she wanted to get out of
the prostitution business within a year--that it was
taking a toll on her body, that her joints ached liked
a football player's. "I'll be too old for this next
year," she said. "I hope I'll be too rich for this next
year." This evening, though, her bedroom crowded with
riveted guests, Amy was the picture of an enthusiastic
professional. She sat on the bed, smoothing her skin-tight
silver dress. "I love men and I love sex and I love
money," she said, and Hof smiled with satisfaction at
the sight of his top girl making another sale.
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